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Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Flat Tire Patrol

My drive back to college from Seattle is about 12 hours on a normal day. After Christmas break this year, it turned into a 15 hour struggle because of snow and icy road conditions. I had to take the liberty of putting on and taking off my tire chains… by myself. The chains may have been the start of the problems that were to come.
The day after I returned I had to work until 9 p.m. in a town that is about 20 minutes from my apartment. When I left work the snow was coming down hard and it was definitely below zero.

As I got in my car to embark into the freezing tundra, I knew something was off. My car was pulling hard to the left and trying to take control of my steering. Without wanting to get out and check the tires in the bitter cold, I decided I would keep driving carefully and simply try to make it home.
As I drove, the pulling got worse, weird noises were coming from my driver’s side front wheel and eventually I could smell burnt rubber. The smell is what crossed the line. I pulled over to check it out and it was not too surprising to find that my tired was destroyed.

That is when the break down began. “What am I going to do? I can’t change my own tire in the freezing cold. Not to mention I would literally have to lay in the road to do it and I am on a highway!” Inevitable tears started falling.
            I called local friend #1. No answer. “I’m going to die out here,” I thought. I called local friend #2. He could come! Coming from Driggs would take a while though, so I sat in my car, miserable and scared.

There was a knock on my window. A young man with a ball cap and a scruffy chin had pulled his truck over to ask if I was okay. “I’m not okay! I have a flat tire. I am going to die,” my dramatic brain screamed. But all I said was “My friend is coming to help I think.” This young man had to continue his voyage but he said he would stop back by if I was still here when he was done with his errand. He advised me to call my insurance.
I called my mom to get insurance information. The signal was terrible and I couldn’t receive any texts from her. The whole evening just got more and more devastating to my sensitive girly side.

As I sit in waiting, I see a snow plow in my rear view mirror. “Oh no. I am going to get blasted with snow,” I thought. The snowplow got closer and closer. I worried I would be in trouble for being in the way. But then the snowplow started to slow down. It came to a stop right behind me with its lights brightly whirling.
A man got out of the plow; a tall, grey haired man with a goofy hat and a reflector vest. After explaining the situation, he enthusiastically offered to change my tire “real quick.” Little did he know.


This man, lets call him Franks, got out my spare and my tools and began to get the lug nuts off of the tire. The small talk was comforting and all was well until two of the lug nuts would not budge. Threw all his best efforts, pushing, pulling, stomping, standing, there was no movement. He was beginning to bend my tire iron!
He ended up calling for back up. And when I say back up, I mean it in a literal sense. Before I knew it, a sheriff was there; busting a sweat with a star tire iron he had brought trying to get my lug nuts off. The parked patrol car, parked behind the snow plow, had lights blaring scaring all passing cars into the far lane.


As these two grown men continued to try to get my tire off, the idolized, prized, star tire iron, broke. That’s right. The socket of the iron just broke in half.
At this point, the young man in the baseball hat had returned (oh what a night in shining armor) with his dad. Before I knew it, they had borrowed a lug nut and drove away. Claiming they were going down the street to get another tool, I was simply scared they wouldn’t come back with my lug nut.

Frank, Sheriff and I waited as the cold crept through my thin clothes and straight to my bones. Sheriff noticed how cold I was and casually said, “Go ahead and sit in the patrol car and keep warm. Just climb in the drivers side and crank the heat.” HAHA. What? Trying not to be giddy as a fool, I calming walked passed the snowplow to the patrol car. Of course I can’t help pretending I am a larger-than-life hard-core police officer walking away from an explosion to rest in my trusty patrol car.



Sitting in the car was great. The lights were on and cars that were roaring by would get in the other lane just because I was there is my (his) patrol car. I took and couple of obligatory Snapchat videos and selfies to send to my friends and I enjoyed the sauna I had created in the mist of cold dark night.

Soon after, the knight in shining armor returned, with two trucks and another man. One of the two trucks had yellow spinning safety lights at the top. At this point there was a line up of 5 cars on the side of the road: my car, a truck, a safety truck, a snow plow, and a patrol car; three of them with lights blaring, all trying to help me change my tire at 10:30 at night.

I look back and laugh at the night that I became an honorary Sheriff, I met my knight in shining armor and my car became the most exciting thing on the highway.