For some reason, lying on the lawn can cause a huge ruckus.
I was dating this boy and one evening we decided to go stargazing. We didn’t go
far; we simply walked out of his apartment door and laid on the grass. We brought two blankets out with us; one for
under us and one for over us. I know, super romantic, right?
We laid there looking at the stars and talking until we both
fell asleep. In all innocence, we drifted off in our puddle of blankets. Next
thing I knew, there was a bright flashlight shining right in my eyes.
“Miss? Excuse me, miss?”
The guy I was with uncovered his head and the cop jumped!
“There is two of them,” he said. That is when I realized that he wasn’t alone.
The parking lot was filled with two cop cars, an ambulance and a fire truck all
with lights flashing.
“What in the world is going on,” I thought. The rest of the
conversation was kind of a blur: may I remind you I had just woken up. He said
he thought we looked like a hamburger and asked where we lived. At this point,
we could literally touch my boyfriend’s apartment.
Before I knew it, the lights and officers were gone. That is
when I finally had the chance to sit up and process the whole situation.
I must say, this is the most interesting interaction I have
ever had with a police officer!
Turns out that someone had called the cops on us thinking
someone had jumped off the building and hurt themselves or a hobo was sleeping
on the grass or a drunk person had plopped down in the neighborhood.
I am proud to say we were none of those things and there
were no more marks added to my permanent record.






